Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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How to keep a wife happy...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at Harrods now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £15,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2024 models. I saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£180,000".
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing darling... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £3,550,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead but make them an offer, just offer £3,000,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye Honey, I love you, too".
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment…
Then he asks: "Anyone know as to whom this phone belongs to?”...
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