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Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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Why are woman so touchy?
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?”
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end".
" I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!”
"I don't remember much after that” .... 
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| October 10, 2023, 18:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Why are woman so touchy?
Very good !!
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| October 11, 2023, 10:59 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Why are woman so touchy?
Agreed! Very good... 
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| November 8, 2023, 02:25 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Why are woman so touchy?
glad he didnt trey to play it were it landed.
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| February 23, 2024, 01:24 |
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