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Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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A night out for free…
John and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Paul said "Hang on, I have an idea".
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. John said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all".
Paul replied "Don't worry - just follow me". He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of whiskey.
John said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Paul replied, with a smile "Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks.
Paul said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on
your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub John said "Paul - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Paul said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"
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| October 10, 2023, 14:45 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: A night out for free…
Good one!!
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| October 11, 2023, 10:58 |
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