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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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How about a nice golf tale?
Dave is playing a round of golf on a really difficult course down in the Everglades which he has never played before. After a few holes, he has lost track of where he is, when he sees a very attractive lady finishing the hole ahead of him.
“Excuse me,” he calls, “would you know which hole I am playing?”
The lovely blonde replies, “well, you are a hole behind me, I am on the sixth, so you are on the fifth.”
Dave thanks her and continues his round. A while later, he is playing down the back nine and again, realizes he has lost track. Spotting the blonde finishing the hole ahead of him.
Again, Dave asks her. “Excuse me,” he calls, “would you know which hole I am playing?”
The lovely blonde replies once again, “well, you are a hole behind me, I am on the fifteenth, so you are on the fourteenth.”
Dave thanks her and continues his round. After finishing the game, Dave heads into the bar, where he again sees the blonde. Dave walks over and offers to buy her a drink for being so helpful.
They start to chat and Dave learns the blonde’s name is Jilly. After a while, Dave asks Jilly what she does.
“Oh, I am in sales,” replies Jilly.
“Well, there is a coincidence, so am I,” says Dave. “What do you sell, Jilly?”
“You are going to laugh,” says Jilly. “No, I promise I will not!” Replies Dave.
“OK, I am a tampon salesperson,” says Jilly.
Dave starts to laugh, laughing so hard he falls off his bar stool.
“See, I knew you would laugh at me,” says Jilly.
“No, I am not laughing at you,” says Dave. “It’s just that I am still a hole behind you, I sell toilet paper!”
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| October 5, 2023, 01:27 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: How about a nice golf tale?
Wow, very unusual. Can you imagine this? Time for another drink!!
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| October 8, 2023, 14:45 |
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