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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Deaf Bookkeeper
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Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf and can't speak. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido signs back, "OK.You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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| July 13, 2023, 16:36 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Deaf Bookkeeper
Always, always trust a lawyer.
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| July 24, 2023, 12:15 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: The Deaf Bookkeeper
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 24, 2023, 12:15)
Always, always trust a lawyer.
You spelled always wrong. It's spelled NEVER.
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| July 24, 2023, 13:45 |
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