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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Christmas Test at the Pearly Gates
Three men died on Christmas Eve and they were met by St. Peter at the Pearly gates.
Peter said, "In honor of this holy season, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to gain entry to heaven."
The 1st man fumbled around in his pockets and pulled out a lighter which he flicked on....."It represents a candle", he said.
St. Peter said, "You may pass."
The 2nd man pulled out a set of car keys and shook them..... "They sound like bells ringing" he said.
St. Peter said, "You may pass."
The 3rd man was searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and said, And exactly what do these symbolize????
The 3rd man said, "These are Carol's"...
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| December 12, 2022, 12:46 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Christmas Test at the Pearly Gates
PERFECT!!
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| December 16, 2022, 11:02 |
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