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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Stormy Daniels and ...
Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth both died and went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel then asked Stormy if there was a particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts G*d ever created and I'm sure it will please Him to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of His own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”
“Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big or perfect they are.”
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| October 16, 2022, 17:56 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Stormy Daniels and ...
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| October 19, 2022, 15:22 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Stormy Daniels and ...
Right! PERFECT !!!
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| October 24, 2022, 16:53 |
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