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Doc426
74 / male Los Angeles, California, US
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Is Sex Pleasure or Work ?
An Army C.O. was about to start the morning briefing to all the staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the C.O. decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question; "How much of the act of sex is "work," and how much is "pure pleasure"?
A Captain chimed in with a 75-25% in favor of 'work'
A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.
A Warrant-Officer responded with a 25-75% in favor of 'pleasure', depending
upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the C.O. turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without hesitation, the young enlisted man responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir."
The C.O.. a little surprised and as you might guess, said "And why is that soldier"?
"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent......
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July 24, 2022, 20:29 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Is Sex Pleasure or Work ?
Good one. And that is why they call them a grunt. A common soldier, typically of the infantry.
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August 3, 2022, 19:52 |
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