Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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That's Crazy!
A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice tie.”
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later the voice said, “Beautiful shirt”.
A little perplexed, the man took a few more sips of his beer.
"Gorgeous jacket", the voice said.
At this, the man called the bartender over.
“Hey, I must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.”
“It’s the peanuts,” answered the bartender.
“What?”, asked the man.
The bartender said, “It’s the peanuts in the bowl next to you on the bar, they’re complimentary!”
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