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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Retired Life
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a joke on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 65 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said. "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week. The line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier; but it can be fun.
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| March 25, 2022, 03:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Retired Life
Charming ! I think both activities are worthwhile.
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| March 25, 2022, 08:25 |
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