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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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A Boy Walks Into A Cat House...
A young boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead puppy. He goes to the madam and asks for the girl with the most venereal diseases. The madam is surprised but doesn't want to turn down the money, so he gives the boy his personal bottom bitch.
After the boy does his deed, the madam asks why he wanted the ho with all the STDs. The boy answers:
"When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat, and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman...
AND THAT'S THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY DOG!"
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| November 28, 2021, 03:17 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: A Boy Walks Into A Cat House...
Good to see you Doc!!
Great joke!
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| November 30, 2021, 08:57 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: A Boy Walks Into A Cat House...
mmm mighty vengeful.
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| February 18, 2022, 22:23 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: A Boy Walks Into A Cat House...
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| February 19, 2022, 20:54 |
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