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Doc426
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Los Angeles, California, US
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SEX and Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading North America:, some new ways of addressing women and men is necessary.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a: ' BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is: 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a: 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a: 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes: ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a: ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1.. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a: 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2.. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is" ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3... He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He: ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS..'
4.. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in: 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5.. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of: RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6.. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's: 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'
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