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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Coming Home
Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"
"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
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| April 19, 2021, 09:54 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Coming Home
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| April 19, 2021, 13:58 |
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