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Marshall
71 / male
N. Central, Indiana, US
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Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
Local people, with him I am close enough to discuss such things, are unanimously against me on this but.
I simply get very little from receiving oral sex .
Not sure why.....never have....and yes ladies, there have been......LOTS who tried to prove otherwise.
Any other guys in this catagory or am I a dying breed? LOL.
Some guys tell me it's a "submission" thing to them, having the lady "down".
BS.......IMO, submission means ropes and or handcuffs, perhaps a gag. MY WAY>>>>>ALL THE WAY. No a lousy bj.
I get more from a hand job........odd as H but.......true.
I remember finding out at a young age that my buddies would KILL for a bj......I was totally freaked out. ROFL
To each there own, and as it should be but..it always has been something I flat do NOT understand.
later
 Marshall
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| December 18, 2005, 11:20 |
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Marshall
71 / male
N. Central, Indiana, US
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
that should read  WITH WHOM.........lol. idiot.....should proof read these. LOL
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| December 18, 2005, 11:21 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
I personally love a Blow job, But not for too long as I usually cannot cum from them.( sometimes I do get surprised!) I find it hard to just lie there and take it, without wanting to give something back, as well. I am usually happier to give than recieve, sexually, though.
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| December 18, 2005, 12:26 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
I won't ever turn one down but yeah.. not exactly my idea of the best activity me and an, assumingly, naked and willing chick could be doing.
I think bj's are in that catagory, as are a lot of things... more hype than reality delivers. 
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| December 18, 2005, 12:51 |
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ December 18, 2005, 12:51)I won't ever turn one down but yeah.. not exactly my idea of the best activity me and an, assumingly, naked and willing chick could be doing.
I think bj's are in that catagory, as are a lot of things... more hype than reality delivers.
Ok lets work out a deal. Any women you find that want to give you guys a blowjob just send um my way. 
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| December 18, 2005, 14:23 |
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xhibiton
52 / male
Louisville, Kentucky, US
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
It does take some knowledge to make it really, really good...
But when she knows, it's *really, really* good. 
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| December 18, 2005, 18:44 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
I just don't think you boys have ever experienced a great blow job. Some women just literally suck at it. Then there are others that could rock your world! But, to each their own...  
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| December 18, 2005, 20:09 |
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bevereder
63 / male
willowick, Ohio, US
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
I'm mixed on this one I love a blow job,but I have no control over the end results ,I'd rather have arduously long foreplay ;to the point of pain and then " finally let it explode "
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| December 18, 2005, 20:24 |
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uncut7in
77 / male
Cambridge, England, UK
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
My boyfriend and I always include mutual oral sex as part of out lengthy foreplay before I penetrate him, and it can be soooooooooo sensual. I use my mouth and fingers to bring him off after I have cum inside him.
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| January 1, 2006, 11:10 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
knowledge and experience may have a lot to do with it .I've had some that drag on forever, and others that blow my mind. the best involve plenty of foreplay, both give and recieve.not just a drop your pants quickie, although they do have their place too 
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| January 1, 2006, 14:02 |
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 18, 2005, 20:09)I just don't think you boys have ever experienced a great blow job. Some women just literally suck at it. Then there are others that could rock your world! But, to each their own...
I for one love to give a BJ and every guy told me I wonderful.....
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| January 1, 2006, 16:28 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
not really at you FA but every girl I've ever come across has claimed to have the best BJ's think telling a girl she's great is equal to telling a guy he is "so big"
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| January 1, 2006, 17:05 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 17:05)not really at you FA but every girl I've ever come across has claimed to have the best BJ's think telling a girl she's great is equal to telling a guy he is "so big"
That only goes to show, you haven't met me yet....
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| January 1, 2006, 17:06 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
Hi I'm jj. and you are? 
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| January 1, 2006, 17:13 |
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 17:13)Hi I'm jj. and you are?
Too old for you...
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| January 1, 2006, 17:24 |
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Re: Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 1, 2006, 17:24) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 17:13)Hi I'm jj. and you are?
Too old for you...
ssoooo.. guess that makes her too young for you? 
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| January 1, 2006, 17:39 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 17:13)Hi I'm jj. and you are?
The one who claims to give those "best"
Nice to meet you jj 
Does this mean I have to stop calling you "cowboy"....
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| January 1, 2006, 18:00 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
in all honesty.. I generally hate being called cowboy, since I'm not one. but you seem to use it in a different way so you're more than welcome to "cowboy" 
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| January 1, 2006, 18:32 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 18:32)in all honesty.. I generally hate being called cowboy, since I'm not one. but you seem to use it in a different way so you're more than welcome to "cowboy"
You must know that line...."save a horse ride a cowboy"......
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| January 1, 2006, 18:37 |
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 17:05)not really at you FA but every girl I've ever come across has claimed to have the best BJ's think telling a girl she's great is equal to telling a guy he is "so big"
the thing is I don't think I am good great or anything just like to give them
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| January 1, 2006, 19:22 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
ok befor I do this i want some input can i make a etiquette joke on this??? Maybe this is't the right place?
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| January 16, 2006, 19:08 |
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Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
yes please do...
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| January 16, 2006, 19:21 |
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Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (naughtybutterfly @ January 16, 2006, 19:08)ok befor I do this i want some input can i make a etiquette joke on this??? Maybe this is't the right place?
make a joke whenever, wherever you want... these people here dont get a laugh other than off of here , i've come to find out from these friendly peeps here. I must of brought a lil sunshine into everyones lives because i've been told more than plenty that i've got a sense of humor.. maybe that tells me i needed new friends . The ones I've had since forever, my jokes must be wearing out on them.. otherwise they know me too damn well know to know how i work. It's getting to the point to where I'm laughin at my own jokes, then I'm laughin harder because no one else is laughin at my jokes which is just more of a reason to laugh.. then.. sooner or later they start laughin because they like the dorky side of me and have to laugh it off.
man... i crack myself up!!
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| January 16, 2006, 23:33 |
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Re: Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 1, 2006, 18:00) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 1, 2006, 17:13)Hi I'm jj. and you are?
The one who claims to give those "best"
Nice to meet you jj
Does this mean I have to stop calling you "cowboy"....
I give bjs like a fucking pornstar. Lets see whos better. Anyone want to test? Haha. Sorry, i had to.  
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| January 16, 2006, 23:42 |
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Re: Re: Re: Am I alone on this? BJ's SUCK.....literally.
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 16, 2006, 23:33) QUOTE (naughtybutterfly @ January 16, 2006, 19:08)ok befor I do this i want some input can i make a etiquette joke on this??? Maybe this is't the right place?
make a joke whenever, wherever you want... these people here dont get a laugh other than off of here , i've come to find out from these friendly peeps here. I must of brought a lil sunshine into everyones lives because i've been told more than plenty that i've got a sense of humor.. maybe that tells me i needed new friends . The ones I've had since forever, my jokes must be wearing out on them.. otherwise they know me too damn well know to know how i work. It's getting to the point to where I'm laughin at my own jokes, then I'm laughin harder because no one else is laughin at my jokes which is just more of a reason to laugh.. then.. sooner or later they start laughin because they like the dorky side of me and have to laugh it off.
man... i crack myself up!!
ok here it is my feeling on bj's
1.First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2.Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3.I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4.Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5.My ears are NOT handles.
6.Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7.I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8.Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9.Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10.If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11.Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior
If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent.
12.Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13.No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14.No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15.When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16.Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
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