Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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A Little Corn
I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I? Your nose.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? A tent.
What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands? A fork.
All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? An elevator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I? A last name.
I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I? Popcorn.
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