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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Oh, No !!!!!
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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| August 26, 2020, 13:03 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Oh, No !!!!!
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| August 26, 2020, 14:14 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Oh, No !!!!!
Jackson Browne Lyrics
"Doctor My Eyes"
Doctor, my eyes have seen the years
And the slow parade of fears without crying
Now I want to understand
I have done all that I could
To see the evil and the good without hiding
You must help me if you can
Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long
'Cause I have wandered through this world
And as each moment has unfurled
I've been waiting to awaken from these dreams
People go just where they will
I never noticed them until I got this feeling
That it's later than it seems
Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what you see
I hear their cries
Just say if it's too late for me
Doctor, my eyes
They cannot see the sky
Is this the prize
For having learned how not to cry
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| August 27, 2020, 15:18 |
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