|
AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Naughty or Nice...?
So, asks you if you been naughty or nice, your answer would be...??
|
December 16, 2005, 18:39 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Very, very....naughty !!!
|
December 16, 2005, 18:41 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 16, 2005, 18:39)So, asks you if you been naughty or nice, your answer would be...??
Sorry to report nice Butt I'll try harder next year
|
December 16, 2005, 18:49 |
|
xhibiton
52 / male Louisville, Kentucky, US
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Nicely naughty.
|
December 16, 2005, 18:50 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
In retailing: I'd say I'm nice until someone bites my head and in the so called social life, until someone jumps me then who knows how naughty I can be..
|
December 16, 2005, 20:47 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Maybe I could offer a free warm ride for the night rather than eating til he feels bloated and with the bumpy rides that Ruduloph provides in his expertise of flying.
Then again, maybe I'll pass..
I might end up being squished into the mattress if I ever ended finding my way around those rosy cheeks to be on the bottom.
All that just to make sure I don't get coal in my stocking... oh wait, what stocking?? I don't have one.. guess I'll just have to use my Hanes socks..
|
December 16, 2005, 20:54 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
you think since santa can squeeze his whole body into a diameter of a 3 foot chimney, he could maybe hold his breath in for a couple minutes until his cock gets blown up to size up in order to be able to have sex with mrs clause??
not that i've been sitting here wondering about invisable celebrities' sex life.. got my own to worry about...
just so you know... LOL
|
December 16, 2005, 21:04 |
|
columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Nice, always nice.
Well, except for that one time.................
.......at band camp.
|
December 16, 2005, 22:40 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 16, 2005, 21:04)you think since santa can squeeze his whole body into a diameter of a 3 foot chimney, he could maybe hold his breath in for a couple minutes until his cock gets blown up to size up in order to be able to have sex with mrs clause??
not that i've been sitting here wondering about invisable celebrities' sex life.. got my own to worry about...
just so you know... LOL
Never though about Santa having sex...Kinda ruins the whole picture You on the other hand
|
December 17, 2005, 04:22 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (DEye @ December 17, 2005, 04:22) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 16, 2005, 21:04)you think since santa can squeeze his whole body into a diameter of a 3 foot chimney, he could maybe hold his breath in for a couple minutes until his cock gets blown up to size up in order to be able to have sex with mrs clause??
not that i've been sitting here wondering about invisable celebrities' sex life.. got my own to worry about...
just so you know... LOL
Never though about Santa having sex...Kinda ruins the whole picture You on the other hand [/quote
I could be pulling all sorts of stuff out of the air bout santa's so called sex life but like deye said.. yeah that kinda ruins the picture.. so i'll just let that one end right there.
what are your thoughts ladies...? we know half of the guys... and BCB... come on... lets not be sly here now huh?
|
December 17, 2005, 06:23 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Oh, can't speak for myself...but, the ladies I've been with have been very naughty ...which for me was very Nice!!!
|
December 17, 2005, 09:30 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Nice. The old fart will need at least a few weeks to prove otherwise and I'll have returned the gifts for cash long before he figures it out.
|
December 19, 2005, 06:22 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
so youre nice and naughty... you rule!
|
December 19, 2005, 17:14 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Im sure everyone knows the answer to that question for me. But if your still stumped....Naughty....very very naughty .
|
December 19, 2005, 17:22 |
|
nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
The year is not over yet!....
Give me time!....
|
December 19, 2005, 17:45 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
I've been good....
...if you choose to believe it
|
December 20, 2005, 11:07 |
|
xhibiton
52 / male Louisville, Kentucky, US
|
Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 20, 2005, 11:07)
I've been good....
...if you choose to believe it
Yes, but "good" is such a versatile word... :D
|
December 20, 2005, 11:17 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
nice bikerchic goes everyware ...down ?
|
December 22, 2005, 22:38 |
|
bignasty
54 / male Elko, Nevada, US
|
Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (nykitten @ December 19, 2005, 17:45)The year is not over yet!....
Give me time!....
we can be very very naughty together
|
December 23, 2005, 03:14 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
but...what is naughty, what is nice? Isn't it just all a matter of individual choice, preferences and interpretations? Who can, and who should be so judgmental as to determine the true definitions? I mean, for example,if I had a really really nice lover, that never allowed himself to be naughty...well, bad example, I wouldn't have a lover like that..not for long anyway....I'd dump his ass in a split second... okay, another example...if I were to devote myself to being nice, cultivating only nice behaviour, hell, I'd be frigid and frustrated, and I would never know the splendid joys of orgasms, multiple orgasms , squirting, gushing orgasms...well, maybe that's another bad example, cuz if I were that "pent up", I'm sure I'd end up being responsible for several homicides and numerous assaults, and that wouldn't be very nice at all... okay..I see...I think the only way "nice" can work out at all is if you're nice 'n naughty...or your naughties are soooo nice, or something like that, but yeah, I'm sure..the "nice" thing just can't stand on it's own.....
|
December 23, 2005, 04:44 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 23, 2005, 04:44)but...what is naughty, what is nice? Isn't it just all a matter of individual choice, preferences and interpretations? Who can, and who should be so judgmental as to determine the true definitions? I mean, for example,if I had a really really nice lover, that never allowed himself to be naughty...well, bad example, I wouldn't have a lover like that..not for long anyway....I'd dump his ass in a split second... okay, another example...if I were to devote myself to being nice, cultivating only nice behaviour, hell, I'd be frigid and frustrated, and I would never know the splendid joys of orgasms, multiple orgasms , squirting, gushing orgasms...well, maybe that's another bad example, cuz if I were that "pent up", I'm sure I'd end up being responsible for several homicides and numerous assaults, and that wouldn't be very nice at all... okay..I see...I think the only way "nice" can work out at all is if you're nice 'n naughty...or your naughties are soooo nice, or something like that, but yeah, I'm sure..the "nice" thing just can't stand on it's own.....
I'll drink to that! You are my dream of a nice girl! Matter of fact I had a dream about you just this morning
|
December 23, 2005, 04:48 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (DEye @ December 23, 2005, 04:48) QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 23, 2005, 04:44)but...what is naughty, what is nice? Isn't it just all a matter of individual choice, preferences and interpretations? Who can, and who should be so judgmental as to determine the true definitions? I mean, for example,if I had a really really nice lover, that never allowed himself to be naughty...well, bad example, I wouldn't have a lover like that..not for long anyway....I'd dump his ass in a split second... okay, another example...if I were to devote myself to being nice, cultivating only nice behaviour, hell, I'd be frigid and frustrated, and I would never know the splendid joys of orgasms, multiple orgasms , squirting, gushing orgasms...well, maybe that's another bad example, cuz if I were that "pent up", I'm sure I'd end up being responsible for several homicides and numerous assaults, and that wouldn't be very nice at all... okay..I see...I think the only way "nice" can work out at all is if you're nice 'n naughty...or your naughties are soooo nice, or something like that, but yeah, I'm sure..the "nice" thing just can't stand on it's own.....
I'll drink to that! You are my dream of a nice girl! Matter of fact I had a dream about you just this morning
Oh yeah? I think it would be nice if you had a naughty dream about me!!
|
December 23, 2005, 05:00 |
|
nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
|
Re: Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (bignasty @ December 23, 2005, 03:14) QUOTE (nykitten @ December 19, 2005, 17:45)The year is not over yet!....
Give me time!....
we can be very very naughty together
|
December 23, 2005, 05:03 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
i have been very nice .. but looking for a lady to be naughty to..... 3some .gif">
|
December 23, 2005, 09:34 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Re: Re: Naughty or Nice...?
QUOTE (DEye @ December 23, 2005, 04:48) QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 23, 2005, 04:44)but...what is naughty, what is nice? Isn't it just all a matter of individual choice, preferences and interpretations? Who can, and who should be so judgmental as to determine the true definitions? I mean, for example,if I had a really really nice lover, that never allowed himself to be naughty...well, bad example, I wouldn't have a lover like that..not for long anyway....I'd dump his ass in a split second... okay, another example...if I were to devote myself to being nice, cultivating only nice behaviour, hell, I'd be frigid and frustrated, and I would never know the splendid joys of orgasms, multiple orgasms , squirting, gushing orgasms...well, maybe that's another bad example, cuz if I were that "pent up", I'm sure I'd end up being responsible for several homicides and numerous assaults, and that wouldn't be very nice at all... okay..I see...I think the only way "nice" can work out at all is if you're nice 'n naughty...or your naughties are soooo nice, or something like that, but yeah, I'm sure..the "nice" thing just can't stand on it's own.....
I'll drink to that! You are my dream of a nice girl! Matter of fact I had a dream about you just this morning
dreams of the lovely chazzy eh? details details!!!!!!
|
December 23, 2005, 21:16 |
|
hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
I guess I've been naughtily nice so maybe I'll get 2 lumps of coal and a small bundle of switches
|
December 23, 2005, 21:46 |
|
AGood1
59 / male Honolulu, Hawaii, US
|
Re: Naughty or Nice...?
Although i have learned to have balance in my life, good/bad, naughty/nice, up/down, up,down, round and round and in and out...wait, what I meant was, I woun't tell and you can't make me.
|
December 24, 2005, 08:38 |
|
|