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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Be Careful What you wish for
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”
What? 
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| April 27, 2020, 19:06 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Be Careful What you wish for
ewwwww 
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| April 28, 2020, 13:44 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Be Careful What you wish for
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| April 28, 2020, 16:47 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Be Careful What you wish for
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| May 3, 2020, 14:17 |
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