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sexyone1
64 / male Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Communication is the key
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. Theywere all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they werecelebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes beforehe killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them.
The Chief comes up to him and asks:
- What do you want for your first wish?
The cowboy replies
- I want talk to my horse, - replies the cowboy.
The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. Thecowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off atfull speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady onits back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy useone of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of theteepee, tucking in his shirt.
The Chief asks him once again:
- What do you want for your second wish?
- I want to talk to my horse, - once again replies the cowboy.
Again, the cowboy whispers in the horseβs ear. The horse neighs,rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comesback with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are veryimpressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of theirteepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later.
The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks:
- So, what do you want for your last third wish?
- I want to talk to my horse, - for the third time replies the cowboy.
He grabs the horse by the ears and yells at it:
- You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE not PUSSY!!!
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December 2, 2019, 11:13 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Communication is the key
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December 2, 2019, 16:24 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Communication is the key
so were did the horse find the pussie?
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December 14, 2019, 19:53 |
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