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Doc426
74 / male Los Angeles, California, US
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The Cyanide Lady
A woman went into a drug store, walked up to the pharmacist's window, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide please.”
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got huge as he exclaimed, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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October 25, 2019, 04:52 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Cyanide Lady
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October 25, 2019, 16:25 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: The Cyanide Lady
almost cute
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November 9, 2019, 20:31 |
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