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Doc426
74 / male Los Angeles, California, US
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Another Blond Joke
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy camping chair, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, louder this time "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her chair once more and tried to cut a hole. The voice came once more, louder and more determined. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU G*D?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
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January 28, 2019, 18:53 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Another Blond Joke
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January 29, 2019, 03:55 |
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