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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Fear of...
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said..
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER!
ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
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| October 18, 2018, 17:08 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Fear of...
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| October 19, 2018, 04:16 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Fear of...
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| October 22, 2018, 15:05 |
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