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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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The retired sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old time's sake.
He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
After a couple of minutes, he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back."
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| October 18, 2018, 17:02 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: The retired sailor
Been there. Done that!
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| October 18, 2018, 17:04 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The retired sailor
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| October 19, 2018, 04:14 |
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