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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Breakfast Order
An old man goes into a restaurant for breakfast. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous server wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked, "What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers,
"A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure, she returns and again asks,
"What would you like, sir?"
The old man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please.”
This time her anger gets to her. She reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and says, "I think what you want is pronounced 'quiche.'
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| October 2, 2018, 22:49 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Breakfast Order
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| October 3, 2018, 03:38 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Breakfast Order
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| October 3, 2018, 13:57 |
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