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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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I Want To Live Forever !
Yesterday, I was visited by a magical fairy who said that she would grant me One Wish.
Eagerly, I said: “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry” said the fairy, “that's one wish I am not allowed to grant.”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the People’s best interests!”
“You crafty bastard” replied the fairy.
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| July 20, 2018, 20:38 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: I Want To Live Forever !
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| July 21, 2018, 05:00 |
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Re: I Want To Live Forever !
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| July 21, 2018, 15:56 |
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stickit61
85 / male
Griffin, Georgia, US
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Re: I Want To Live Forever !
Ain't that the truth!!!!!
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| July 22, 2018, 11:53 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: I Want To Live Forever !
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| July 26, 2018, 14:05 |
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