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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Just Like In The Movies !
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon.
The bartender says "Having a tough day?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes, she turned to me and says 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down, tore off her panties and slammed it in. I hammered her and slapped her on the ass as I fucked her. When I pulled it out, I turned her over and blew my load all over her face, hair and tits."
The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye?"
"Turns out we watch different movies."
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| May 6, 2018, 03:02 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Just Like In The Movies !
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| May 6, 2018, 04:14 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Just Like In The Movies !
I guess they will have to fix that. Give and take you know!
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| May 6, 2018, 13:41 |
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