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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Once upon a...
A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the old man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and on a scale of 1 to 10 she was a 15. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he tried to ignore her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it any longer and crept quietly into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything low so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note that read, "Chinese torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did he noticed another note that read,
"Chinese torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign that read, "Chinese torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
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| April 15, 2018, 15:43 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Once upon a...
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| April 15, 2018, 16:18 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Once upon a...
I hope she was worth losing his nut?!!
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| May 6, 2018, 13:42 |
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