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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Three Important Questions For A Married Man
"So Benny, where have you been?" his friend Nat asks. "We've all missed you."
"I've just got out of hospital," replied Benny.
"Why didn't you tell me?" Nat asks, "I could have visited."
"I was too embarrassed to tell you."
"But you're out now. So why you had to go in?"
"OK,I was in hospital because I had to have my wedding ring cut off my cock."
"Wow! How did your ring get there?" asks Nat, with just a little smile on his face.
"One night, while I was asleep," replies Benny, "Ruth, my mistress , was putting my pants away in her closet when my wedding ring fell out of my pocket onto the floor. She was so pissed at me for not telling her I was already married, that while I was sleeping, she stuck my wedding ring on my dick. When I woke, I couldn't get it off. So I had to go to the Emergency Room. And I had to tell my wife that I was in hospital, and why."
"So how do you feel now?" asks Nat.
"Well, I'm not in pain," said Benny, "but as a married man , I keep on asking myself what was worse about this:
1. Was it explaining to my wife how my wedding ring got there in the first place?; or
2. Was it having my mistress find out that I was still married and dump me? or
3. Was it discovering that my wedding ring can fit over my dick?
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| March 4, 2018, 23:42 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Three Important Questions For A Married Man
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| March 5, 2018, 04:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Three Important Questions For A Married Man
The answer is 3.
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| May 6, 2018, 13:54 |
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