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Doc426
75 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Phone Call...
A couple of guys are getting dressed in the locker room of their country club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man touches the speaker button and answers.
All talking stops as everyone listens.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yep."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,381. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealer and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$132,146."
MAN: "OK, but for that price it better have all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $1,680,000."
MAN: "Well, go ahead and make an offer of $1,600,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him, mouths wide open.
He turns to them and says, "Anybody know who's phone this is?"
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| December 21, 2017, 23:50 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Phone Call...
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| December 22, 2017, 03:53 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
63 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Phone Call...
I'm going to share. And, I need a laugh. Rough day.
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| December 22, 2017, 20:00 |
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sexyone1
65 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Phone Call...
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| December 24, 2017, 19:39 |
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