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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Poker, Undisturbed
Little Johnny had become a real pain while his father tried to hold his weekly poker. The dad tried every trick he knew to get Johnny out of the way...television, ice cream, homework, video games... Nothing worked. The boy continued to run back and forth behind the players, calling out the cards they held. The players threatened to quit and go home.
Without a word, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. He came back to the table without Johnny, and the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further problems.
After the poker game ended, his father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the uncle replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate."
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| December 12, 2017, 21:45 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Poker, Undisturbed
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| December 13, 2017, 03:40 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Poker, Undisturbed
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| December 13, 2017, 11:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Poker, Undisturbed
Well, now he will go blind and won't be able to call out the cards they are holding.
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| December 13, 2017, 18:40 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: Poker, Undisturbed
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 13, 2017, 18:40)Well, now he will go blind and won't be able to call out the cards they are holding.
There's a little good in everything
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| December 14, 2017, 16:41 |
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