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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Boots Do The Talking
A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if it was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed .
The cowboy grinned and said, "Why don't you come on out to my bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankya, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be too flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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| October 29, 2017, 03:42 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Boots Do The Talking
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| October 29, 2017, 08:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: The Boots Do The Talking
That one hits kinda close to home.......and I'm hoping a certain young lady around here doesn't read to much into that one.
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| October 30, 2017, 00:09 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: The Boots Do The Talking
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 30, 2017, 00:09)That one hits kinda close to home.......and I'm hoping a certain young lady around here doesn't read to much into that one.
Too late!!
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| October 30, 2017, 00:29 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: The Boots Do The Talking
Sorry about that guy!
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| October 30, 2017, 01:08 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: The Boots Do The Talking
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 30, 2017, 00:29) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 30, 2017, 00:09)That one hits kinda close to home.......and I'm hoping a certain young lady around here doesn't read to much into that one.
Too late!!
Well even with the Us exchange rate into Canadian......100 Bucks doesn't buy a good pair of well fitting boots anyhow.
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| October 30, 2017, 14:42 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Boots Do The Talking
And here I thought everything is big in TX
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| October 31, 2017, 02:00 |
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