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nykitten
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Pawling, New York, US
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The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something
to hold her interest while you're playing
Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like seawater mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex , warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust.
She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit,
vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get tooambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good
for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES. is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY. makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
 Learn anything MEN?
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| December 11, 2005, 08:57 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Yeah...that your one hell of a picky gal. What the heck you do ...have a check list next to your bed...
  
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| December 11, 2005, 09:29 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ December 11, 2005, 09:29)
Something Like that! 
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| December 11, 2005, 11:07 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Even more bad experiences??
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| December 11, 2005, 11:37 |
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Re: Re: Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
QUOTE (nykitten @ December 11, 2005, 11:07) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ December 11, 2005, 09:29)
Something Like that!
You would....
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| December 11, 2005, 12:43 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
I learned I should become a monk.
Jack
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| December 11, 2005, 18:55 |
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Re: Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 11, 2005, 18:55)I learned I should become a monk.
Jack
I want my money back! Damn I knew I should have bought a DOG! Life long friend, keep you warm at night and dosn't have a LISTS! 
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| December 12, 2005, 07:06 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Oh good!!! Even more directions!!!
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| December 12, 2005, 08:54 |
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artful1
57 / male
Manhattan, New York, US
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
It is amazing the thought process that people employ sometimes just to fuck.This is the most primordial and primitive relex we possess as a species.It should be natural.No two women are alike.Just as no two men are alike.Yes,there is commonality that may exist in the things we do/like,but there is generally a "case by case"basis that should be adhered to.When I have sex /fuck,I go for the gold each time.I love the sensation of giving pleasure to a woman and will "go there"if necessary to make it happen.It is a wholistic thing.I personally do not use a checklist or ask her "how am I doing" or "how was I".If she is clawing at the headboard,raking my back with her nails,trying to reverse the birthing process by shoving my head further into her vagina,her clit is vibrating like an earthquake tremor,my dick looks like christmas from all of the white fluid cum from her vagina or she decides to call out to spirits at the top of her voice- then I know it was a successful get together (lol).
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
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| December 13, 2005, 08:28 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Oh wait...you forgot the best one ever...
NEVER CALL THE WOMAN THAT YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN'S NAME!!!
It never has a good outcome... 
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| December 13, 2005, 15:45 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
QUOTE (DEye @ December 12, 2005, 07:06) QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 11, 2005, 18:55)I learned I should become a monk.
Jack
I want my money back! Damn I knew I should have bought a DOG! Life long friend, keep you warm at night and dosn't have a LISTS!
And what if yu were on that list?
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| December 13, 2005, 15:55 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Well, I can say that atleast I have an understanding of the experiences you desire and understand the need to know this. However, I have enjoyed women who find many of those things quite tentalizing and even demand it. So, I'm saying that each encounter has it's own set of rules that help to bring out the fullest satisfaction necessary. That's why each encounter has it's own surpises. But yes, I sgree that we (guys) do make a few mistakes as do you women..admit it! 
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| December 13, 2005, 15:56 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ December 13, 2005, 15:56)Well, I can say that atleast I have an understanding of the experiences you desire and understand the need to know this. However, I have enjoyed women who find many of those things quite tentalizing and even demand it. So, I'm saying that each encounter has it's own set of rules that help to bring out the fullest satisfaction necessary. That's why each encounter has it's own surpises. But yes, I sgree that we (guys) do make a few mistakes as do you women..admit it!
Ok, I think I have to come clean here.... 
I was only joking!....I love more than one of those things done to me!..... Just thought it was a bit amusing.....Sure as hell didn't think you guys would have thought I was such a perfectionist!.....Although
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| December 13, 2005, 16:11 |
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Not at all. I figured you for someone who loves all aspects of sexual fantasies . And as for being perfectionists. We all pursue that in one form or another. 
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| December 13, 2005, 16:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Damn I knew I should have bought a DOG! Life long friend, keep you warm at night and dosn't have a LISTS!
This quote is worth posting...
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
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| December 14, 2005, 08:24 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
And the 2nd half
Ma
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
and that is....
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: The Other 20 mistakes Men make when having sex with women!
Damn near spit my wine out!!
Love these too!! 24-25-26
YESS! if I am suck you, I am driving - don't be grabbing the wheel, advice is fine
Taste - my comparison - Angle food cake batter . . . and it DOES vary by man, by health and by diet it is a bodily fluid, as I am sure ours does.
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