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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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PEANUTS
While watching a program TV with his wife, the husband is tossing peanuts in the air and catching them in his mouth. Just as he throws another up, the front door opens, and he turns his head to look. The peanut falls in his ear and gets stuck there.
His daughter comes in with her date. The wife explains the situation, and the daughter's date says, "Easy. I can get that out."
The boy tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father's nose, clamps his hand over the guy's mouth and tells him to blow as hard as he can.
The father blows. The peanut flies out of his ear and bounces off the wall.
The daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat. The mother turns to her husband and says, "Isn't he smart! I wonder what he plans to be?"
The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."
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| April 23, 2017, 23:26 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: PEANUTS
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| April 24, 2017, 08:02 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: PEANUTS
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| April 24, 2017, 18:37 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: PEANUTS
Naughty dad
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| April 26, 2017, 05:32 |
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