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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Biology Test
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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| November 19, 2016, 07:03 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Biology Test
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| November 19, 2016, 09:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Biology Test
Excellent answer.
I always thought of Scotch as Mother's Milk.
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| November 20, 2016, 04:09 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Biology Test
Good answer.
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| November 20, 2016, 16:02 |
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