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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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New Take On An Old Joke
A woman's minister dropped by for a visit and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best.
A week later he dropped by to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when I bent over to look inside the freezer and my boyfriend saw my long legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven," said the pastor.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
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| September 18, 2016, 16:06 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: New Take On An Old Joke
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| September 18, 2016, 19:31 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: New Take On An Old Joke
Ha, ha...!! I think she has a better chance of getting into Heaven now then getting into Costco!
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| September 19, 2016, 16:12 |
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| September 19, 2016, 16:17 |
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