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Why I'm divorced...written by a woman
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 sexyone1
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 64 / male
 Silver Spring, Maryland, US
Why I'm divorced...written by a woman
>Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
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>I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
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>As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
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>I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.
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>My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
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>As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
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>I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..'
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>I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
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>We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
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>On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
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>I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
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>He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
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>After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
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>'Ok.' I nervously replied.
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>He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
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>And I just sat there.... on the couch.....naked.

 June 16, 2016, 18:06
 yepper12
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 74 / male
 Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
Re: Why I'm divorced...written by a woman
 June 16, 2016, 19:40
 Doc426
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 74 / male
 Los Angeles, California, US
Re: Why I'm divorced...written by a woman
Nice !
 June 20, 2016, 06:57

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