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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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The penis
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you
were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok,
you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed
in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got 00
in insurance compensation coming and we now have the
technology to build a new penis. They work great but they
don't come cheap. It's roughly 00 an inch."
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide
how many inches you want. But I understand that you have
been married for over thirty years and this is something you
should discuss with your wife.
If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now
she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before
and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes
back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man."
And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
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| April 8, 2016, 04:25 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: The penis
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| April 8, 2016, 05:51 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The penis
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| April 8, 2016, 08:17 |
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