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sexyone1
64 / male Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Feckin jaysus, twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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March 29, 2016, 02:25 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Irish Viagra
If it is that good, I would be there everyday!
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March 29, 2016, 17:58 |
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sexyone1
64 / male Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: Irish Viagra
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 29, 2016, 17:58)If it is that good, I would be there everyday!
I mixed up a new batch. What say we try it?
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March 29, 2016, 20:35 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: Irish Viagra
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April 23, 2016, 09:59 |
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2CuriousG
61 / couple Houston, Texas, US
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Re: Irish Viagra
I love that!
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May 4, 2016, 01:59 |
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