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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Mercedes
A older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty young lady.
"You said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely woman there. You insisted you could not discount this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the jerk to reduce it. Later, Dad."
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| March 20, 2016, 07:11 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Mercedes
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| March 20, 2016, 09:17 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: The Mercedes
that's almost as good as a pair of knockers hanging over the pool table....
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| March 20, 2016, 21:46 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: The Mercedes
LOL have to do what you have to do for a good deal
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| March 23, 2016, 15:53 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Mercedes
I went shopping for a car. I wasn't thinking when I got dressed that morning in a body suit, button up-skirt, and high heels.
I was offered $20. from each salesperson if I would walk into the dealership.
That didn't equal 10 grand!
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| March 27, 2016, 02:31 |
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