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the Alter Boy who screwed the Priest....
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'
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February 20, 2016, 16:04 |
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Doc426
74 / male Los Angeles, California, US
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February 20, 2016, 19:20 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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February 20, 2016, 21:13 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: the Alter Boy who screwed the Priest....
that was good.
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March 20, 2016, 21:53 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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March 20, 2016, 22:01 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female Kansaas, Illinois, US
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March 23, 2016, 16:03 |
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2CuriousG
61 / couple Houston, Texas, US
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Re: the Alter Boy who screwed the Priest....
THAT WAS... a GOOD ONE!!!
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May 4, 2016, 02:07 |
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