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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Date
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd gotten together every cent he could to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne.. .the works.
Finally he asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my mom's not looking to get laid ."
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| February 3, 2016, 06:51 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Date
Sounds like the first and last date.
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| February 3, 2016, 21:01 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Date
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| February 9, 2016, 21:57 |
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