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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Christmas Tree
The wife says to her husband,....."I had the strangest dream last night. It was Christmas, and our tree was decorated with all kinds of penises. White ones, black ones, circumcised and uncircumcised, big and small. And on the top of the tree was the *perfect* penis."
He says, "I bet that one was mine?"
She says, "Sorry, honey, it wasn't."
He says, "You know, it's weird, but I had almost the same dream. A Christmas tree decorated with pussies...shaven and unshaven, thin and thick lips, scented and unscented...and the one on the top was the *perfect* pussy."
She says, "I suppose that one on the top was mine?"
He says, "Nope. Yours was holding up the tree!"
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| December 24, 2015, 09:17 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Christmas Tree
Merry Christmas
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| December 25, 2015, 00:17 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Christmas Tree
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| December 25, 2015, 10:28 |
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Re: The Christmas Tree
too funny
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| December 27, 2015, 12:42 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: The Christmas Tree
hope its not that big, some of the trees I bring home are 4 or 5 across..
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