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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Epic
When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis.
If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.
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November 8, 2015, 14:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Epic
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 8, 2015, 14:02)When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis.
If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.
I suppose flipping her the bird isn't possible because they don't have fingers........You gotta admire his commitment to the gesture.
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November 8, 2015, 16:58 |
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sexyone1
64 / male Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Epic
It's better than getting your head bitten off after sex
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November 8, 2015, 20:49 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Epic
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November 8, 2015, 21:07 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Epic
good one
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November 10, 2015, 05:40 |
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