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wasted youth...
my dad and i went to the mall to get him some new shoes. dad's 60 years old. we did a little shopping, he got his shoes. we decided to stop and get a bite at the food court. as we ate, a teenage girl sat at the table next to us. she had a mo-hawk that was every color if the rainbow. dad looked at her...and he couldn't help but stare. every time the girl looked up from her food, she would notice dad staring. she finally must have been annoyed by it, because she turned to him and said "You gotta problem or sumthin old man?"...well, knowing my dad, i quickly swallowed my food so i wouldn't choke with laughter. it didn't take long for dad to have a comeback...
"got stoned once about 16 years ago, and fucked a parrot,just wondering if you may be my daughter..." 
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| October 24, 2015, 03:52 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: wasted youth...
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| October 24, 2015, 05:35 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: wasted youth...
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| October 24, 2015, 09:51 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: wasted youth...
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| October 26, 2015, 02:22 |
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