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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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The Book
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be THE Man of Your House".
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed
into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to
know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make
Love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I
can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to
relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my
first guess, unless I have your ass cremated."
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| October 2, 2015, 01:50 |
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bigjack3599
31 / male
Central, California, US
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Re: The Book
Hahah this is why I get my information from the news 
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| October 2, 2015, 03:04 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: The Book
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| October 2, 2015, 03:50 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Book
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| October 2, 2015, 05:02 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Book
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| October 2, 2015, 08:03 |
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