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Doc426
74 / male Los Angeles, California, US
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The Confession
Once there was a young woman who went to Confession. On entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
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September 27, 2015, 03:44 |
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SuckMe24x7
64 / male Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Confession
LoL!
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September 27, 2015, 04:01 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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September 27, 2015, 09:20 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Confession
Only temporarily
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September 27, 2015, 12:38 |
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September 27, 2015, 16:32 |
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sexyone1
64 / male Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Confession
LOL
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September 27, 2015, 20:12 |
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Richards
57 / male Wichita, Kansas, US
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Re: The Confession
Ha!!
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October 14, 2015, 16:25 |
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SuckMe24x7
64 / male Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Confession
An oldie, but still a goodie...
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October 14, 2015, 17:55 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: The Confession
LOL...
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October 17, 2015, 01:02 |
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