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Old married couple
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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| September 26, 2015, 00:30 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Old married couple
I laughed so Damn hard....My head hit the computer screen!
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| September 26, 2015, 03:26 |
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Re: Re: Old married couple
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 26, 2015, 03:26)I laughed so Damn hard....My head hit the computer screen!
thats quite all right, you have another one. :P
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| September 26, 2015, 06:43 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| September 26, 2015, 10:00 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Old married couple
ROFLMFAO!!!
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| September 27, 2015, 01:09 |
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