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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Sage Advice from Grandma
My grandmother died in the 80's but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce.
The long walks we used to take to the shop in town.
The 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway.
Her soothing hands when I would get hurt.
But the thing I remember most was her advice.
Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a Costco Chocolate cookie and a Coke.
She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"Always remember this, she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small fingers and hands."
"How come, Grandma?"
She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger."
Grandma was really special!
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| September 4, 2015, 07:27 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Sage Advice from Grandma
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| September 4, 2015, 08:05 |
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Richards
57 / male
Wichita, Kansas, US
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Re: Sage Advice from Grandma
That is hilarious!! RIP Grandma!!!!!
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| September 4, 2015, 13:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Sage Advice from Grandma
Gotta love that wisdom from the older generations....
Good one Doc!!
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| September 4, 2015, 15:38 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Sage Advice from Grandma
Lmbo. Love it.
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| September 4, 2015, 16:10 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Sage Advice from Grandma
Took me a while to comment. Had to dry off my keyboard form the coffee I spit out when I read this.
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| September 4, 2015, 17:07 |
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Re: Sage Advice from Grandma
good one doc!
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| September 5, 2015, 11:52 |
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