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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Very Cranky Woman and the...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked, "Just how many peaches were in the can."
She replied, "Nine, but why do you care about that?"
The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"
The husband said, "Your Honor, she stole a can of peas too."
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| August 23, 2015, 23:48 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Very Cranky Woman and the...
Sorry, I'm still thinking about the peaches!  
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| August 24, 2015, 01:47 |
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Re: The Very Cranky Woman and the...
good one doc!
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| August 24, 2015, 01:48 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| August 24, 2015, 07:56 |
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Richards
57 / male
Wichita, Kansas, US
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Re: The Very Cranky Woman and the...
That's hilarious!!
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| August 24, 2015, 13:32 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The Very Cranky Woman and the...
Good one!
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| August 25, 2015, 00:11 |
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