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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Another ( . ) ( . ) Joke
A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.
He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.
The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.
The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.
They went into an alley away from the roving eyes. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.
The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"
The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."
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| August 22, 2015, 21:37 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Another ( . ) ( . ) Joke
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| August 23, 2015, 09:12 |
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Re: Another ( . ) ( . ) Joke
good one
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| August 23, 2015, 15:33 |
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Richards
57 / male
Wichita, Kansas, US
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Re: Another ( . ) ( . ) Joke
HILARIOUS!!
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| September 21, 2015, 02:41 |
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